The never ending topic

Ok here hows it work, i say a line, then another person does, it just keeps going on and on, try to be as funny and random as possible.





One night i had sex with a monkey and

caught a rare disease, pubic fleas, i went to the vet..

And was checked by a girl who felt me up and reach down and grabed my

Pocket rocket, as I noticed something weird

i didnt have one, she then....

fetched me her spare to wear until i buy a another one, we then

Got gruesome when she said to me

i'm gonna need to re-attach that to my girraffe one day, i...

Went insane throwing her all around the room and grabbing her....

By her eye lids, and screamed

I WANT YOUR EYELIDS BITCH!! she flew accross the room..

And grab a banana and threw at me while yelling..

It's not rape till you say SUPRISE!

*blank look* you mean i dont need consent?, i ran to find...

To find a Hot dog sales man when i ran into...

Michael the Clown with his Ferris Wheel saying

Free testicle growing surgery $10, i then..

Saw a hot teen with short shorts walking over my way, i then....

Said I watch you every night in the shower

and your hairy ass is creepy, get help, i turned away with my freakish girraffe penis and ran to...

Dave's house, i found an ax and sat in his closet untill...

His dog came in and I

screamed like a girl and ran in circles, Dave..

then walked in, i turned so fast i wacked him in the face with my 2 foot long freakish giraffe penis and knock him out cold, i then...

T-Bagged him until he woke up, and said